New Yorker Ads: A Parse Poem

I see a white woman with a Louis Vuitton bag in Cambodia.

I see a white man looking at a Chanel bottle in New York.

I see a diamond-encrusted Cartier watch balanced amongst boxes.

I see a white woman holding a Prada bag.

I see a white woman with a Rolex watch looking at her own hands.

I see a white woman laughing on board a cruise ship.

I see two white teens having a pretty good time in a Ford car.

I see a white man in front of his plane who has confidence in Wells Fargo.

I see a pensive white man at a coffee shop who is very serious about his job as an MSNBC host.

I see a whole bunch of gold bars.

I see a white man wearing Bose QuietComfort 15 headphones.

I see a white family enjoying an exclusive canoe trip.

I see a Mercedes Benz.

I see a white woman lounging on a bed in a Korean Air jet.

I see a white hand holding an iPhone4s.

Thank you.