Saturday, 29 September 2012

Joe Milutis Crushes Poetry

 



GP reports that Joe Milutis crushed poetry last night at the Convergence on Poetics conference. He took his uke and he crushed.

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Poets Don't

Poets “don't write rhyme” because they reject it, but because they’re not, and never were, good at it. Too many poets don’t spoil the soup (or do they?). They shoot poets—don’t they? “True poets don’t belong to any country.” “Poets don’t fall in love.” Silent poets don’t break the silence. No one ever said that poets don’t deserve the same things. Simply that those things don’t really exist reputably for poets like they do for other… There is a running joke, with a kernel of truth in it, that poets can't drive; poets don't do it for the money. Poets don't.

Friday, 21 September 2012

One Day Every Word Will Be Trademarked! We Hope!

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Thursday, 20 September 2012

installment 3 of SOME OF THE MOST POETIC WORDS WE KNOW

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Friday, 14 September 2012

Potty Poetry, Please

 

 
 


 
 

This collection of poems contains a wide variety of “bathroom humor.” Whether the poems are about stinky diapers or falling in the toilet, they will be sure to have you laughing!


 
  Airsick by Bruce Lansky  
  Bathroom Warning by Bruce Lansky  
  Bring Back My Sister to Me by Bruce Lansky  
  Gotta Go! by Robert Pottle  
  House Rule by Bruce Lansky  
  Humpty Dumpty Sat on the Pot by Linda Knaus  
  I’m a Little Mixed-up by Eric Ode  
  My Baby Brother by Bruce Lansky  
  Sprinkles by Anonymous  
  Swimming 'Ool by Kenn Nesbitt  
  The Bathroom by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz  
  The Pee-Pee Dance by Bruce Lansky & Kay Cummings  
  Throne Room by Bruce Lansky  
  Winter Warning by Bruce Lansky  
 

Friday, 7 September 2012

Unique Category containing Pashto SMS and Text Messages, Pashto Poetry and Pashto Jokes

Pashto Sms / Text Messages

 
MOBILE da Nokia

SIM da U fone.

CHAi da Lipton

SURF da Bonus

MALTA da Palai

AMROOD da "KOHAT"

KHATAKY da Shergarh

KHAR da Pekhawar

ICE CREAM da barikot

Zwanan da Khyber

Hhussan da "Swat"

QABILAN da KOHAT

CHAPPAL DA CHARSADE kamakal da Bunair

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TASHPANRY da batkhele

BUDAGAN da QUETAY

MUSAM da ZYARAT

SHPA da jami

WRAZ da jume

TANG da Rabab

SUR da shabab

GHAZAL da Ghani

AWAZ da Takar

Gham da Janan

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Ya pa sparli ya pa akhtar rasha

Charta yao wraz kho pa chakar rasha

Da ratlo hasy sa bana jora ka

Ya pa raza ya marawar rasha

Da karaya hasy baana ma kawa

Ka gari na v pa de khar rasha.
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Suk pa talo zangadal suk pa rasoo tarali.
Sa ajiba hukamrani wa da ashna kosa k.
dar ser baber lamater ao shownday wachay wachay.
Pa friadoono pabandi wa da ashna kosa k.
Halta saroona daokadal kho pa las sa na ratlal.
Qarara dasay juwari wa da ahsna kosa k.
 
Che taabya sta da Didaar kram,
Nor sa na krama zaan Khwar kram.

Tor orbal de pa maa khor kra,
Che de zulfy tar pa Tar kram.

Krama khkul che de sre shundy,
Da Raqeeb pa zra Guzaar kram,

Pa dunya me hes kaar neshta,
Za da eshq kaaro Baar kram.

Pukhla khpla sha Janana,
So mennat ba da Rebaar kram.

Raqibaan me domra khwah di,
Che hama pa sar da DAAR kram.

Rogh ba nasham IMDAD KHIYALA,
Toro stargo de Bimaar kram.

 
Nan Me Ra Obala Maidan Ta Pa Nafrat Bandey
Da Pa Mohabat Da Raba Lalo Tareqe Dere Zare Shwey
Che Me Da Zan Khilaf Maidan Ke Ashna Waledalo
Da Wraze Rana Ganey Pa Ma Torey Tyarey Shwey
Che Me Stargey Da Yar Waledey Rar Tav Shom
Pa Fiza Zama Da Bailat Narey Khwarey Shwey
Za Ba De Nom Pa Khpala Wena Walikama
Da Lekalo Dapara Nakreze Was Zare Shwey
Baska \”Gumnama\” Was Te Nor Qalar Sha
Da Yar Toley Adaganey Was Zarey Shwey

 
Raware baharono de pegham da cha da stargo

Da gull pa makh lekale de salam da cha da stargo

Zamong da tasne wasne zindagai qissa 6 lwalelle

Noo somra khwandwawar lagee kallam da cha da stargo

Aey khoba hagha khpalla bewasee de yadda na da

6 yadd ba takhta waley harr makham da cha da stargo

Zwanee moo sa pa grana tera kare da malgaro

Har zAy ba ghawrey daley woo yawo daam da cha da stargo

IMDADA da jwandon qissay me domara dard laraloo

Khoboona ye wrak karee, humm arram da cha da stargo


 
Da makham tyare khwaregi Janan neshta
Zrha Zama pase khogegi Janan nishta

Yak tanha Jwandun da cha pa intizar ke
Pa salgo salgo teregi Janan neshta.

Ger chapera mehfaloono ta che goram
Yaran khpalo k khandegi Janan nishta

Sparle raghlo ho malgaro za ye sa kram
Bulbulan ka khoshalegi Janan neshta

Che me yaar sara pa meena tere kare
Hagha wraze me yadgi Janan neshta.

Za ghamono da Janan zare zare kram
Dwara starge me waregi Janan neshta.

Shwe shoro da Zankadan Salgai IMDADA
Rooh zamana rawanegi Janan neshta.

Thursday, 6 September 2012

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Monday, 3 September 2012

Dickinson vs. Armantrout

"The main difference--as I understand it--is that I wear these dope sunglasses"--Rae Armantrout

Sunday, 2 September 2012