Poetry Advice from an 8 Year-Old

Dear 8 Year-Old,
What should I do if I am stuck in writing one of my poems?
Sincerely,
Mr. Stuck

Dear Mr. Stuck,
I don't know.
Yours,
An 8 Year-Old

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Dear 8 Year-Old,
What is the difference between poetry and a bath-tub?
Yours,
Mrs. Waterman

Dear Mrs. Waterman,
Poetry is filled with water.
Yours,
An 8 Year-Old

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Dear 8 Year-Old,
Do you write poetry?
Yours,
Joey McIntosh

Dear Joey McIntosh,
Uh huh.
Yours,
An 8 Year-Old

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Dear 8 Year-Old,
How many poets are nice and how many poets are mean?
Yours,
Person Who Likes Numbers

Dear Person Who Likes Numbers,
That's a hard one.
Yours,
An 8 Year-Old

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Dear 8 Year-Old,
Have you ever written a sonnet? If so, how do you do it?
Yours,
Bill Marlowe

Dear Bill Marlowe,
I have no idea what that is.
Yours,
An 8 Year-Old

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Dear 8 Year-Old,
If poetry was a colour and you could paint it then what colour of poetry would poetry be when you painted it?
Yours,
A 7 Year-Old

Dear 7 Year-Old,
Bright orange.
Yours,
An 8 Year-Old