Thursday, 8 August 2013

Emily Dickinson Be Viral: A Brief Interview

G'Morning Poetry: When did you be viral?

Emily Dickinson: I be viral for a long time.

GP: How come you say "I be viral"? We mean, why is your grammar all "be viral" like that? 

ED: I did the "be viral" thing in my answer cos you asked "When did you be viral?"

GP: How do you get be viral?

ED: You get be viral in this day and age by looking one way on a photograph and then adding an unexpected word at the bottom of it. Here's an example:


GP: That is very be viral?

ED: That's what it be.

GP: What is poetry?

ED: Ice; guillotine; meme; peroxide; radio silence; dust.

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