G'Morning Poetry: When did you be viral?
Emily Dickinson: I be viral for a long time.
GP: How come you say "I be viral"? We mean, why is your grammar all "be viral" like that?
ED: I did the "be viral" thing in my answer cos you asked "When did you be viral?"
GP: How do you get be viral?
ED: You get be viral in this day and age by looking one way on a photograph and then adding an unexpected word at the bottom of it. Here's an example:
GP: That is very be viral?
ED: That's what it be.
GP: What is poetry?
ED: Ice; guillotine; meme; peroxide; radio silence; dust.