GP's Awards for Canadian Authors Doing Truly Impolite Things

Judges: "We really liked the impoliteness of Pierre Berton rubbing his underarm sweat on the GG nominees. Incendiary."

Judges: "We really liked the impoliteness of Anne Michaels writing 'fuck you' on her honorary degree from Wawa University. Daring"

Judges: "We really liked the impoliteness of Mr. Ondaatje pooping in Peter Mansbridge's chair. Bold."

Judges: "We really liked the impoliteness of Yann Martel throwing his Frisbee at Adrienne Clarkson's face. Audacious."

Judges: "We really liked the impoliteness of Mr. Cohen trying to pop off Ms. Vega's head. Avant-garde."