Sunday 4 September 2011

10 New Zings for Poetry Hecklers

1. Hey, neo-formalist! Fuck neo-you!

2. Hey, conceptualist! Borrrrrrrrring... and not in a good way!

3. Hey Flarfist! Less irony, more courage!

4.  Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! / Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! / Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo! [haiku heckle]
5. Post-Avant? Fuck you... with a post!

6. Hey, Spoken Word poet! We find you a touch earnest!

7. We knew bpnichol and you are NO fkin bpnichol.

8. We'd rather be doing archival work with Anne Carson!

9. Too much workshop in your "edginess," MFAer!

10. Hugo. Ball. is. appalled.

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