A robot walks into a kitchen.
Says the robot, “Give me two coffee pleases.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Just two?”
Says the robot, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m not carrying a gun.”
...
A man walks into a hat store.
Says the man, “Give me two Beatles records please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “What the ...?!”
Says the man, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m Canadian.”
...
A skeleton walks into a restaurant.
Says the skeleton, “Give me two pencils please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “I'll give you something else.”
Says the skeleton, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m the inventor of the light bulb.”
...
A giraffe walks into a McDonald's.
Says the giraffe, “Give me two chairs please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Only if you lower your voice!”
Says the giraffe, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m a shrink.”
...
A man dressed in red walks into a ice cream parlour.
Says the man dressed in red, “Give me two chairs please.”
Says the guy behind the counter, “Put away the gun first.”
Says the man dressed in red, “Oh, that’s fine, I’m drunk.”
Apologies to Ebbflux
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