Saturday, 29 October 2011

Top 10 Google-Unsearchable Poetry Phrases (until now!)

10. Poetry jimmy-bobbers are ka-doodle hoppers of Starnino!

9. There ain't no poem nowhere that don't have no relationship to negative critique--I don't think!

8. Jawbreaker broke my poem over my head with their e-lectrical fandango machines.

7. Margaret Atwood critiqued our critique with her hair-do.

6. "There is, ultimately, only poetry," said Keanu Reeves.

5. &now was afraid of the past--like most whiteycracker avant-garde shindigs.

4. Poetry is the revolution you award-seeking chumpfucks.

3. I like how poetry hates my guts.

2. When Tim met Eric they both said "Poem me a high five, sonny."

1. I poop your poems into a sculpture called This Mound, This Me.

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