Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Quotes by Phyllis DillerQuotes Dashboard

  1. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  2. It's an ill wind that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
  3. If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
  4. My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
  5. Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
  6. Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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