Quotes by Phyllis Diller
• 6 quotes.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- It's an ill wind that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
- If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
- My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?