Sunday, 25 March 2012

12 Standard Poses for Poetry Reading Attendees!

1. The semi-casual, semi-recline.

2. The one-cheek Bond-car lean-in!

3. The business-formal forest poo squat!

4. The downward-eyes, ball-in-thighs.

5. The lying in vacant or pensive mood.

6. The group toe-as-ears inverse formation.

7.The sideways bum-plant glance.

8. The wrist-crushing human-dream-catcher!

9. The business-formal jungle vine admiration crouch.

10. The faux-emotionally-touchingedness as disguise for boredom.

11. The hiding-out in the corner hoping to slip away without getting noticed.

12. The inner-every-child.

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