Friday, 27 September 2013

Oprah Winfrey Confesses to Being a Sadistic Book Hater

"Yes, I admit, sometimes I would punch a book's face."
"Yes, that's true, I would also slap certain books."
"Sometimes, yes, I would do the 'happy slap' so that audiences would think it was all in good fun--but it wasn't... it was all in MEAN and SADISTIC fun."
"Often I would whisper 'hey, book, you stink--get away from me' thereby making the book feel very bad--which I liked."
"This is the "armpit-procedure." I could be so cruel.
"Here I'm pretending to be engaged with Ayana's wit but really I'm just trying to crush this fkin book. I confess."

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