From the desk of the magnanimous Allan Wolf

Question: Why do Cowboys write poetry?
Answer: Because they’re inspired by the moos.

Question: What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets?
Answer: Poet lariat.

Question: How do poets say good bye?
Answer: “I’d like to linger a little longer but it’s getting aliter-ate.”

Question: What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?
Answer: “Metaphors be with you.”

Question: What is a simile?
Answer: It’s like a metaphor.

Question: Why did the boy poet introduce himself to the girl poet?
Answer: Because he wanted to meter.

Question: How does a poet sneeze?
Answer: Haiku!!!

Question: Why are poets always so poor?
Answer: Because rhyme doesn’t pay.

 Question: What did William Wordsworth mean by “a spontaneous overflow of emotion recollected in tranquility”?
Answer: Puberty.

 Question: What’s big and gray and writes poetry?
Answer: T.S. Elephant.

 Question: What’s a Grecian Urn?
Answer: About twenty thousand drachmas a year after taxes.

 Question: Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors?
Answer: Because he Ode so much.