Sunday, 25 March 2012

12 Standard Poses for Poetry Reading Attendees!

1. The semi-casual, semi-recline.


2. The one-cheek Bond-car lean-in!


3. The business-formal forest poo squat!


4. The downward-eyes, ball-in-thighs.


5. The lying in vacant or pensive mood.


6. The group toe-as-ears inverse formation.


7.The sideways bum-plant glance.


8. The wrist-crushing human-dream-catcher!


9. The business-formal jungle vine admiration crouch.


10. The faux-emotionally-touchingedness as disguise for boredom.


11. The hiding-out in the corner hoping to slip away without getting noticed.


12. The inner-every-child.



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