9. There ain't no poem nowhere that don't have no relationship to negative critique--I don't think!
8. Jawbreaker broke my poem over my head with their e-lectrical fandango machines.
7. Margaret Atwood critiqued our critique with her hair-do.
6. "There is, ultimately, only poetry," said Keanu Reeves.
5. &now was afraid of the past--like most whiteycracker avant-garde shindigs.
4. Poetry is the revolution you award-seeking chumpfucks.
3. I like how poetry hates my guts.
2. When Tim met Eric they both said "Poem me a high five, sonny."
1. I poop your poems into a sculpture called This Mound, This Me.
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