You Take the Mic / Your Heart Feels Stuff Deep / Your Suffering is Vast / Voila, Yer a Slammer!

Traditional poetry is to classical music what slam poetry is to rock and roll!
Traditional poetry is to basket weaving what slam poetry is to fucking while basket weaving!
Traditional poetry is to old people what slam poetry is to young people who are fucking!
Traditional poetry is to Buick Regals what slam poetry is to Ferraris with two sexy people fucking in one seat!
Traditional poetry is to mushroom picking what slam poetry is to taking mushrooms with a celebrity who likes to fuck! with you! in a good way!

Here's the proof! Thank you, Sydney Morning Herald! Thank you, sexy slam poetry world!