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Sunday, 18 December 2011
Friday, 16 December 2011
Urban dictionary teaches us language abouts!!
2. synecdouche 3 thumbs up
Someone who uses rhetorical terms (such as synecdoche) frequently, pompously, and/or incorrectly.
Betty: Do you really love me?!
Tom: Is that a rhetorical question?
Adam: Dude, he says that every time. What a synecdouche.
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english grammar syntax diction synecdoche
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1. cathardick
Dick from Cathar.
John:'Hey wheres this guy from?'
Joe:'His a cathardick.'
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cathardick cathar dick katardick chatardick
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2. trope 18 up, 107 down
A type of fish... born when a trout a carp and a roach has a threesome, or when a trout a carp and a roach swim into each other a VERY high speeds thus fusing together forming a trope. trope may also come to being through radiation... the trope feed on kinkylicious sandwiggy's that are fed to them by coop (the 11th definition) who is the brookstar's slave.
north atlantic trope
deep sea trope
scotish trope
freash water trope
tropeical trope
rainbow trope
ghost trope
brown trope
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by yratt Jul 18, 2006 share this add a video
1. metaphorgasm 28 up, 1 down
What happens when someone overreacts, gushingly, to an overanalytical comment about literature.
The English teacher had a metaphorgasm when the student compared the clouds in the poem to femininity and the sun in the poem to masculinity.
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1. anagrtam 1 thumb down
An anagram that doesn't work, and makes no sense at all. Often used to confuse people. You can easily produce your own anagrtam by beating your keyboard with a fish and seeing what happens.
Guy 1 "asfirv"
Guy 2 "Whaaa?"
Guy 1 "Thats an anagrtam for forest fire!"
5. pome 20 up, 46 down
A word to call someone. Can be a neutral word, an alternative to perhaps "dude"
May be used offensively
Hey pome, what's up?
Shut the hell up you pome!
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by shiny Jul 16, 2004 share this add a video
Someone who uses rhetorical terms (such as synecdoche) frequently, pompously, and/or incorrectly.
Betty: Do you really love me?!
Tom: Is that a rhetorical question?
Adam: Dude, he says that every time. What a synecdouche.
buy synecdouche mugs & shirts
english grammar syntax diction synecdoche
by pigeonmeister Jan 30, 2011 share this add a video
1. cathardick
Dick from Cathar.
John:'Hey wheres this guy from?'
Joe:'His a cathardick.'
buy cathardick mugs & shirts
cathardick cathar dick katardick chatardick
by alocmrlj May 15, 2011 share this add a video
2. trope 18 up, 107 down
A type of fish... born when a trout a carp and a roach has a threesome, or when a trout a carp and a roach swim into each other a VERY high speeds thus fusing together forming a trope. trope may also come to being through radiation... the trope feed on kinkylicious sandwiggy's that are fed to them by coop (the 11th definition) who is the brookstar's slave.
north atlantic trope
deep sea trope
scotish trope
freash water trope
tropeical trope
rainbow trope
ghost trope
brown trope
buy trope mugs & shirts
carp trout roach radiation sandwiggy
by yratt Jul 18, 2006 share this add a video
1. metaphorgasm 28 up, 1 down
What happens when someone overreacts, gushingly, to an overanalytical comment about literature.
The English teacher had a metaphorgasm when the student compared the clouds in the poem to femininity and the sun in the poem to masculinity.
buy metaphorgasm mugs & shirts
by NYandwhat Feb 8, 2005 share this add a video
1. anagrtam 1 thumb down
An anagram that doesn't work, and makes no sense at all. Often used to confuse people. You can easily produce your own anagrtam by beating your keyboard with a fish and seeing what happens.
Guy 1 "asfirv"
Guy 2 "Whaaa?"
Guy 1 "Thats an anagrtam for forest fire!"
5. pome 20 up, 46 down
A word to call someone. Can be a neutral word, an alternative to perhaps "dude"
May be used offensively
Hey pome, what's up?
Shut the hell up you pome!
buy pome mugs & shirts
by shiny Jul 16, 2004 share this add a video
Helen Vendler vs. Rita Dove: a Campus Encounter!
Just about everyone in the poetry world is talkin' bout the Vendler/Dove Controversy. What a brouhaha! G'Morning Poetry just happened to secure some CCTV footage of a recent encounter between the two warring parties. Please click here for the exclusive coverage:
Thursday, 15 December 2011
Puffy Thoughts of... as Poetry Inspirations!
Wednesday, 14 December 2011
Sorry, You Have IPS
You have Irritable Poem Syndrome. The symptoms you describe are exactly what I had. Poetrying once a day is healthy, twice a day really healthy, three times a day really a bit show-offy.
I’m in excruciating pain when I poetry! Normal? - 3 answers - 4 Dec 2007
It hurts to poetry, and I bleed a lot when I poetry!? WTF I do? - 23 answers - 2 Oct 2007
Does poetrying sometimes hurt your body ass? - 10 answers - 16 Jun 2007
It hurts to poetry and bright red blood comes out out the hole...? - 12 answers - 17 Dec 2006
It Hurts When I Poetry! A Story for Children Who Are Scared to Use ...
www.apa.org › Publications › Magination Press® Children's Books
This book is intended to help young children who are worried about going to the poem.
It hurts when I poetry and I got some blood, WHATS WRONG? [Archive ...
www.healthboards.com › ... › Health Issues › Vowel Disorders
Slow, painful, sensitive poetrying | The Intellectual Appreciation of ...
1 Apr 2004 – Sometimes poetrying hurts and most often it is a slow process as is the way when poetry that is written by assholes works its way out. (The poetrys sometimes come out looking like, well, me.
“At last, someone has provided parents with a fun-filled, non-threatening approach to help children who hold in their vowel movements. Dr. Bennett's book will benefit anyone interested in poetry disorders.
Pain when I poetry, and also sometimes bleed. - Women's Health ...
www.medhelp.org/posts/Womens.../Pain-when-i-poetry--and.../27006
This is a discussion on MedHelp about Pain when I poetry, and also sometimes bleed because the poetry feels very big around my ass-ring.
Community members of MedHelp provide help, support, ...
SmellyPoetry.com - Facts About Poetry
www.smellypoetry.com/facts_about_poetry.php
Poetrys can get very large and dry if a person is constipated, causing painful stretching of the anal opening. Poetrying can also hurt if the person has hemorrhoids. So what do you do when you poetry and it hurts?
wiki.answers.com › Wiki Answers › Categories › Health › Nutrition › Poetry › Pain
If it still hurts about 5 hours later, take a poems-softening pill. Click Here. First answer by asking yourself: am I an asshole? And: Why does it hurt when you poetry with a tampon in? The tampon may be the truth.
14 Aug 2011 – Poems-withholding-scenario or poem-retention-in-the-anus-condition can be a consequence of constipation, or just simply a result of the uncomfortable passage of poems through an area that’s way too narrow. If poetry hurts when it comes out, it is a sure sign that you’re a restrictive asshole. If you have any other questions then please do pose them to your agent.
Here a poet is poetrying--but with what success?
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
Scrotch & Snuff Poems!
The Worst Thing I Ever Smelled Other Than Poo
by Harrison B.
Right up in my face
In the den of the devil
My dad just ripped one
I can't spell retreet.
I can't fly a fighter plane,
But I got stinky feet.
My feet stink worse that laziness,
And worthless dumb-cluck slobs
Who say they really want to work
Then only take six jobs
My feet stink worse than Christmas time
And smiling kids with toys,
And happy, fatso Santa Claus,
Good cheer, peace, love and joys.
My feet stink worse than slobs who fart
On buses and subways,
And then pretend that they don't stink
And fart, fart, fart away.
My feet stink worse than old people
Who always walk so slow,
And block my way and make me late
For everywhere I go.
My feet stink worse than lawyer's jokes
And goofs who laugh at them.
They stink much worse than month-old sweat
And used car salesmen.
My feet stink worse than liquor stores
That don't stay open late,
And stupid, holy Christian goofs
Who say it's wrong to hate.
Pigs who don't flush toilets
And don't change underwear,
Slobs who sneeze into their hands
Then wipe them in their hair.
Scum who never brush their teeth,
Ugly broads who sing,
Stupid drugged-up college kids
Who don't know anyting.
Fat people who wear tight clothes,
Wimps who never fight,
Cheesed-up stupid liberals
Who always think their right.
Fools who cherish friendship,
People who eat beets,
Po-lite dudes who leave their chairs
To give old ladies seats.
Chiropractors, nuns and priests,
Firemen and cops,
Journalists and cab drivers,
Guys in butcher shops.
Carpenters and movie stars,
Goofs who play the drums,
Mailmen and foot soldiers,
Produce clerks and bums.
Car mechanics, laborers,
Babes who pick their nose,
More than these disgusting creeps
Stink my smelly toes.
My feet stink worse than people,
And life and wind and rain,
Sunshine, shelter food and clothes,
Drugs, light, shoes, desks and pain.
Soil, weather, oxygen,
Water, rocks and air,
Paper money, bank accounts,
Hillbillies with hair.
Civilization, varnish,
Solar systems, pride,
Highways, books and dead people,
A gap-toothed ugly bride.
My feet stink worse than stink itself,
And worse than God is good.
They smell much more than Satan sins
And than a tree has wood.
Stink, stink, stink, stink, stink, stink, stink,
Stink, stink, stink, stink, stink, Stink,
Stink, stink, stink, stink, stink, stink, stink,
Stink, stink, stink, stink, stink, stink.
My feet stink worse than artists!
My mother had a canker sore.
My father had a wart.
My brother had a carbuncle
Much bigger than a fort.
My auntie had an ugly face.
My grandpa had a blister.
My grandma was a bad-breath case.
Four tumors had my sister.
My cousin never had a friend.
My gal was hooked on dope.
My smelly niece began a trend
To stop the use of soap.
Their warts and tumors don't phase me,
Disease I sure can beat.
No sickness they contract, of course,
Can stink worse than my feet!
A maggot ain't a pretty sight,
And not much fun to eat,
But if you want to, take a bite
Out of my stinky feet.
My brother ain't a cherry tree.
My house can't read or write.
A toothpick ain't an envelope.
A dark cave ain't so bright.
A mansion's not a paperclip.
A dead man's not a chair.
A snowball ain't a handkerchief.
A cockroach ain't a pear.
Three monkeys don't an icecube make.
A snowflake don't make heat.
All the stink combined on earth
Can't stink worse than my feet!
I'm the big-shot king of stink;
The smelly number one.
Ain't no two feet on this earth
Can stink like mine have done.
My feet stink worse than everything--
Say hallelujah ho--
Smell these putrid toes just once
And to the grave you'll go.
My feet stink, stink my feet,
My stink, feet, feet, stink feet.
Stink feet, feet, stink, stink feet,
Feet, feet, stink, stink, feet, feet.
I'll die some day, though life I crave,
Death humans just can't beat.
But satisfied I'll hit the grave,
'Cause I had stinky feet!
Caca Dookie Stinky Stinky
by Pablo Sanchez
Caca
Anus
Crap
Anul
Dookie
Omazingly powerful
Out cast
Killing
Instinctively laying in your underwear
Evil
Stinkey
Terrible odor will make you cry
It makes you want to die
Never ever try to breathe
Killing you instantly
Everything you ever did
Yes will be gone like a pigs.... food
Stinkey
Taking your life
It makes your cells dies..... thus giving you more hair
Never gives you a chane
Kaka gets in your pants
Everyone will laugh at you because
You smell like poo
Pumpkin Pie
by Mick
As I sit and write this poem,
My butt is heaving' and a blowing',
Stinking up this bathroom stall,
I'm trying not to spray the wall,
I can't control it, I wanna die,
It must have been, that pumpkin pie.
My butt is heaving' and a blowing',
Stinking up this bathroom stall,
I'm trying not to spray the wall,
I can't control it, I wanna die,
It must have been, that pumpkin pie.
This original potty poem was written
and copyrighted© by Mick™
Non-Commercial use for this poetry
is allowed on washroom stalls
or with a link to this site only
and copyrighted© by Mick™
Non-Commercial use for this poetry
is allowed on washroom stalls
or with a link to this site only
Stinky
by Tyler (12 years old)
Stinky is not a fresh Febreze scent
Stinky is a slice of year old cheese under your bed
Stinky is passing a garbage dump every day
Stinky is not showering until May
Stinky sounds like garbage trucks rolling down the street
Stinky sounds like the garbage disposal grinding tainted meat
Another word for stinky is odorous
One thing about stinky is you will plug your nose
fartbeat by Danny Rocka Am I alone in your fart?
Have I hope with your fart?
She's such a teaser, she's such a fart.
Give me a reason or gimme a bum.
Am I alone in your fart, or am I alone... ?
It tears me afart.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Give me an evening, or give me a diet.
I'll show you the time, of your life.
I'll walk you home safe, from the fart.
I'll give you my faggot, I'll give you my fart.
But she won't come farting tonight, She's having the time of her diet.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
I do diets, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
I do diet, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
I do diet, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
I do diet, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
I skip a fartbeat for you.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
I skip a fartbeat for poo!
Have I hope with your fart?
She's such a teaser, she's such a fart.
Give me a reason or gimme a bum.
Am I alone in your fart, or am I alone... ?
It tears me afart.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Give me an evening, or give me a diet.
I'll show you the time, of your life.
I'll walk you home safe, from the fart.
I'll give you my faggot, I'll give you my fart.
But she won't come farting tonight, She's having the time of her diet.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
I do diets, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
I do diet, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
I do diet, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
I do diet, she does fartbreak.
I did diet, till she broke my fart.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
I skip a fartbeat for you.
pooing all I can poo, just to be close to food.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
Always up for a laugh, she's a pain in the arse.
Every time that we eat, I skip a fartbeat.
I skip a fartbeat for poo!
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