I see a white woman with a Louis Vuitton bag in Cambodia.
I see a white man looking at a Chanel bottle in New York.
I see a diamond-encrusted Cartier watch balanced amongst boxes.
I see a white woman holding a Prada bag.
I see a white woman with a Rolex watch looking at her own hands.
I see a white woman laughing on board a cruise ship.
I see two white teens having a pretty good time in a Ford car.
I see a white man in front of his plane who has confidence in Wells Fargo.
I see a pensive white man at a coffee shop who is very serious about his job as an MSNBC host.
I see a whole bunch of gold bars.
I see a white man wearing Bose QuietComfort 15 headphones.
I see a white family enjoying an exclusive canoe trip.
I see a Mercedes Benz.
I see a white woman lounging on a bed in a Korean Air jet.
I see a white hand holding an iPhone4s.
Thank you.
Monday, 14 November 2011
Sunday, 13 November 2011
GP's Latest Online Poll: What's the Shortest Word in the English? THE RESULTS!!
Recently, GP asked its online readers to the question: What's is the shortest word--not proper noun or silly terms--in English languish? Many of you responded, and we are pleaseed to shared the following communications. Read and see for yourself!
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I think the shortest word has got to be "be." It sounds like a single letter. Also, it means existence, which is ironically funny and sort of, because, like, it's so short but has an epic meaning: so, irony. Get it? It's one letter shorter than its homonym, "bee,' and several letters shorter than the word "beer."
- Nathanial B.
The shortest non-name word in English equals nanometer, which is, in fact, one one-billioneth of a centimeter, which is, itself, already pretty dang short. You're welcome.
- Do Nano
It's pretty obvious that the shortest words will be any of the one-letter variety, like "a" or "m." What a stupid subject for a poll.
- Clare Stacy
I would like to argue that the shortest word in the language known as English constitutionally figures as "temper" ...of course, only in certain individuals. For example, my father had the shortest temper of anyone I know and, when enraged, would systematically dismantle any machine that did not comply with his attempts of bending its operation towards his will.
- M. Ondaatje
Attosecond = 1 quintillioneth of a second. I win.
- Mary M. O'Hara
I believe the period counts as the shortest semantic unit in English. It's smaller than any other piece of punctuation and contains the full force or meaning of any lettered word... maybe even more so! Take that, Gary!
- Shay Koiscan
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I think the shortest word has got to be "be." It sounds like a single letter. Also, it means existence, which is ironically funny and sort of, because, like, it's so short but has an epic meaning: so, irony. Get it? It's one letter shorter than its homonym, "bee,' and several letters shorter than the word "beer."
- Nathanial B.
The shortest non-name word in English equals nanometer, which is, in fact, one one-billioneth of a centimeter, which is, itself, already pretty dang short. You're welcome.
- Do Nano
It's pretty obvious that the shortest words will be any of the one-letter variety, like "a" or "m." What a stupid subject for a poll.
- Clare Stacy
I would like to argue that the shortest word in the language known as English constitutionally figures as "temper" ...of course, only in certain individuals. For example, my father had the shortest temper of anyone I know and, when enraged, would systematically dismantle any machine that did not comply with his attempts of bending its operation towards his will.
- M. Ondaatje
Attosecond = 1 quintillioneth of a second. I win.
- Mary M. O'Hara
I believe the period counts as the shortest semantic unit in English. It's smaller than any other piece of punctuation and contains the full force or meaning of any lettered word... maybe even more so! Take that, Gary!
- Shay Koiscan
Saturday, 12 November 2011
Thursday, 10 November 2011
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
Some Stellar Poems!
Alien Winter
The cold pours in with it's icey breath
Leaves of trees decay with brown
Steam from our mouths
Searching for the warmth of the flame
Stars out in the crystal dark sky
Ice builds up on all the creeks
Strange thing from above falls to the ground
From up above they came
To gather mineral deposits
Hooded in their cloaks
Hiding behind black saucer eyes
Intellect seething with promise
Divine plan at hand with Universal guidance
Just went out for a walk with the dog
Never thought I would come across
Something so unearthly and strange
Wake up some place else
The Grays stand around me
Prodding and poking and inserting
This is certainly a White Christmas
Is this God's gift?
A weird deliverance
Pictures in my mind of pleasant atrocities
Earth on fire as the plates shift
Is this all true like the doomsday prophets spew?
In my mind I hear their voice
Speaking to my soul and heart
Explaining I signed up for this
Where I ask inside my head?
Before this life when you were with us they say
Setting your health strait from all your bodily abuse
Am I one of you?
The buzz and electricty goes through my mind
Like a golden flame from the divine
We are all One and the same they say
Workers from the Source
From on high with a plan to further all life
When the changes come you'll be ready
To guide those who are lost to be found
Earth is to be a galactic planet
Traveling across the stars hand in hand
But first our messengers must be readied
Now go to and fro from all the World
Tell them what you know and saw
Some will laugh and spit
Others will hug you and call you brother
I walk away and watch their craft ascend
My dog Jack sits by me licking my face
At first I was afraid but now I finally Understand
(c) Jeffery Pritchett, 2009
Phone Home
why are you calling out to me?
who are you and who did i use to be?
interstellar craft approaches at night
miracles or illusions
sometimes leaving me in a enlightened fright
did you phone home today?
which way is this going to go eve?
adam is down on his knees
shouting me out
bringing me back from the dead
the missing place in my heart
is filled when i hear your voice
will we hold each other in our arm's again?
waiting on a sign from the heavens
creatures on electronic digital wings
reading my mind
receiving messages from on high
if i can just not answer
the ones from below
i scream out, i shout out, i cry out
for all to be set back to sanity
that consists of just you and me
im hard wired for the glowing cosmos
my face shines will no ill contempt
i must trust in love to conquer all
did you phone home today?
did you ring ring it all away?
im not receiving any busy signals from this transmission
keep the gloom away by staring at the stars
just wanna hold you in my arms
where did this mission go wrong?
looking for a comeback queen and king
all i got is this muse whispering beside me
did you phone home today?
im not going to go away
we will show those who wish us ill gain
gonna rise up high tonight
modern shaman linked to the afterlife
i will not give up
time to break open the proverbial head
did you phone home today?
my et friend
listen to what i say
so this does not go away
necromancer of the dead
reaching out and charging new circuits
here we go outside staring to the universe
this is what will be for now
just wait til spring
for it all to begin
did you phone home today?
my et friend
(c) Jeffery Pritchett, 2007
Thanks, UFO Mag!
http://ufomagazine.forumotion.com/
Suddenly it appears,
Mysteriously it vanishes,
Flooding the sky with curiousity.
Lights of green,
Lights of orange,
Dazzle mans eye.
Flying disc?
People beyond the Earth?
These are incredible.
"Civilization is ours only," says he
Out of conservatism and prejudice.
What the naked eye has seen,
What danced on radar screen,
Was branded sheer illusion.
Whereas stale dogmas
Are chanted as gospel.
A visitor from another planet
On board a flying disc
Knocks at our door;
But we, frogs in the well,
Skulking in the bottom,
Dare not venture to answer.
(c) Liu Shahe
This has been translated from the original poem written in Chinese.
1970 Anomaly of an English Building Designer
Whilst driving home late from measurements great
Turn left toward Stone-Henge incline down quick straight
Huge Fuzz ball over hedge left gate enveloping white
Engine don't work then no light
Handbrake darker quite concerned steer a line
Will my end be at lower bend right entwine
Lights back on start engine HOORAY
Check my brain within the grey
Three month's Hospital psychotropic stay
May it happen not of folk today
MOD quote "Of weather phenomenay,
them there UFO's are not synonymay
and saucers eluded during dinner entrée
be not flying the Cleric's IN tray.
- - - -
Maybe distant future bold
Flying Saucers can be told".
(c) COL8K4bBminus30, 2010
Crazy Day
I was out playing basketball one day and saw a strange thing in the sky. The strange thing came down and landed in my yard. I tried to run, but I was taken in to what looked like a UFO. I was inside and a strange blue-green alien said to me, “We are going to Vars.” The strangest thing about the aliens was that they didn’t have legs. The aliens moved around on little stubbles and they didn’t move very fast. I was thinking to myself that I would never get back to Earth. As we got closer to Vars, I could see that it wasn’t very big. Once we landed and the door opened, I saw that there had to be amount 10,000 aliens in a very small area. I knew this wasn’t going to be good.
I knew that the aliens were slow, so I broke their arms to get away. I ran into the ship. There were a lot of buttons on the ship. I just started to hit random buttons. Finally, I hit the right one, and I was on my way back home! I landed the ship in the lake in the forest outside of my town. I will never bring this day up again!
(c) Nathan, Age 14, 2011
Monday, 7 November 2011
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