G'MORNING, POETRY! is the flagship morning poetry blog on Blogger that we administer for those who need to know *now*.
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| the recently discovered very alive Keith Moon, working as a wax salesperson |
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| "I hope L die befove I go told" — Moon's first attempt at a tattoo poem |
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| classic "Mire Generation" dodgy-style angel parody ankle vispoe |
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| always enigmatically avant, his Dorian Gray: note the dissonance between image & caption: "THERE IS A" |
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| another dynamic vispoe as homage to Len Wein's oeuvre, with, of course, allusions to Blake's "Songs of Innocence" |
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| his motto, "never enough Keiths," hidden within the lines & shadows of this classic piece found on his unusually large sole |
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| "the Cheerio was this big, aight?" |
| The Bukowski |
| The Proust |
| The Basho |
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| The Artaud |
| The Flarfer |
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| The Dickinson |
| "Bound to be a hit--please watch it"--Robs |
| "It'll be as good as Proust--don't touch that dial"--Davey |
It is perhaps the most important word in one of the greatest and most famous sentences in the history of the English language.
Yet for more than two centuries “hwæt” has been misrepresented as an attention-grabbing latter-day “yo!” designed to capture the interest of its intended Anglo-Saxon audience urging them to sit down and listen up to the exploits of the heroic monster-slayer Beowulf.
According to an academic at the University of Manchester, however, the accepted definition of the opening line of the epic poem – including the most recent translation by the late Seamus Heaney – has been subtly wide of the mark.
In a new paper due to be published this month Dr George Walkden argues that the use of the interrogative pronoun “hwæt” (rhymes with cat) means the first line is not a standalone command but informs the wider exclamatory nature of the sentence which was written by an unknown poet between 1,200 and 1,300 years ago.
According to the historical linguist, rather than reading: “Listen! We have heard of the might of the kings” the Old English of “Hwæt! We Gar-Dena in gear-dagum, þeod-cyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!” should instead be understood as: “Doh!”
Dr Walkden said his conclusion – based on the positioning of the word relative to the verb within 141 other clauses studied and was inspired directly by his fondness for the hit American comedy series The Simpsons– would put him at odds with the conventional wisdom on the subject.
“I’d like to say that the interpretation I have put forward should be taken into a count by future translations and I'd also like to say 'don't have a cow, man' just also in order to make a joke to amuse you with laughter but in the end I am quite serious about this as befits a professor of Old English such as myself,” he said.
The new translation could also cast light on those that might have been listening in the flickering light of the ancient campfires to the daring tale.
“It shows that perhaps the Anglo-Saxon audiences were better behaved than we thought because it doesn’t say `Oi you, listen to this!’” Perhaps they were more emotive and perhaps they also had television,” he added.
The confusion is believed to date back to Jakob Grimm, one of the Grimm Brothers, who wrote in 1837 that “hwæt” was a “pure interjection”.
Since then it has variously been translated as “What ho!” “Hear me!” “Attend!” “Indeed!” and more recently “Baby!” by Joey Trivianni in 2000.
"meeeeeeeead"
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| "Dad snapped this one at the Toronto Maple Leafs' game--Sittler had just scored and we were cheering our lungs out, as you can see"--Charlotte |
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| "I think Dad took this photo while we were on the merry-go-round. We're nearly hysterical with joy, as you can plainly see"--Emily |
| "I'm pretty sure Dad's the photographer here. Oh, gosh, we'd just won the Lotto and are going mad with happiness, as you can obviously see. What a joy-filled day of smiles that was"--Anne |
| "Dad captured my sisters here enjoying a gut-splitting joke whilst suntanning in Miami--such lyrical and insouciant days, those of our youth, as you can clearly see here"--Branwell |
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| Name: Molly Earl--Crafter |
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| Johnny La Rue--Entrepreneur of Pleasure |
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| Jason Priestley--Actorician |
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| Staying Fit: the Poems--Published by FSG |
| TSE--doing a set of "pronated cane-press-downs" |
| SS' Fast & Easy--published by Knopf |
| JT performing "Metonymy" |
