Joe Milutis Crushes Poetry

 

GP reports that Joe Milutis crushed poetry last night at the Convergence on Poetics conference. He took his uke and he crushed.

Vexed Love Found Poem

 

SCHOOL / PERIOD: Renaissance

SUBJECTS: Relationships, Living, Sorrow & Grieving, Love, Death, Break-ups & Vexed Love

POETIC TERMS: Rhymed Stanza

Poets Don't

Poets “don't write rhyme” because they reject it, but because they’re not, and never were, good at it. Too many poets don’t spoil the soup (or do they?). They shoot poets—don’t they? “True poets don’t belong to any country.” “Poets don’t fall in love.” Silent poets don’t break the silence. No one ever said that poets don’t deserve the same things. Simply that those things don’t really exist reputably for poets like they do for other… There is a running joke, with a kernel of truth in it, that poets can't drive; poets don't do it for the money. Poets don't.

Poetic Soporifics for Tuesday Afternoon

New Photograph of Emily Dickinson May Be a Fake

Tell it slant.

Sometimes You Are Trying to Stay Strong as a Poet and Then, Like, Your Bro Walks In Ell Oh Ell

Too funny! Oh, bro! I was doing slam poetry and then you walked in!

Poetry Falls

One Day Every Word Will Be Trademarked! We Hope!

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installment 3 of SOME OF THE MOST POETIC WORDS WE KNOW

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Long Live Larry King Ubu!

By our green candles!

How to Write in Iambic Pentameter (Shakespeare Wrote 37 Planes)

The Ineffable Suffering of the Poet: Robert Lowell

"Yet why not say 'Poetry makes hemorrhoids'?"

Some Poets Act Like Ninjas Without Shirts On

Hello, I'm a fkin jerk.

Potty Poetry, Please

	This collection of poems contains a wide variety of “bathroom humor.” Whether the poems are about stinky diapers or falling in the toilet, they will be sure to have you laughing!

Airsick by Bruce Lansky

Bathroom Warning by Bruce Lansky

Bring Back My Sister to Me by Bruce Lansky

Gotta Go! by Robert Pottle

House Rule by Bruce Lansky

Humpty Dumpty Sat on the Pot by Linda Knaus

I’m a Little Mixed-up by Eric Ode

My Baby Brother by Bruce Lansky

Sprinkles by Anonymous

Swimming 'Ool by Kenn Nesbitt

The Bathroom by Babs Bell Hajdusiewicz

The Pee-Pee Dance by Bruce Lansky & Kay Cummings

Throne Room by Bruce Lansky

Winter Warning by Bruce Lansky

 

This poetry is BONKERS!

Ashbery Doing De Niro

"You lookin' at moi? Etes vous lookin' at moi?"

Unique Category containing Pashto SMS and Text Messages, Pashto Poetry and Pashto Jokes

Pashto Sms / Text Messages

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The Poetry Collection: Handmade Cotton Facecloth

Do you suffer from "poetry face"? If so, you can wipe that shit off with the above.

New Portrait of Emily Dickinson Discovered

Ms. Emily Dickinson--photographed at dawn--in the parlor of Thomas Wentworth Higginson's home.

It Happened at Hahvahd in 51

Stevens Refused to Let Ashbery Chomp His Face

Dickinson vs. Armantrout

"The main difference--as I understand it--is that I wear these dope sunglasses"--Rae Armantrout

Writer Beards: Thoreau

"I went to the woods because... no one there judged my chest hair"